JUST ONE CORNETTO
New URL, New Site, New Team, SAME OUL' SHITE!


Bookmark us here at http://welcome.to/JustOneCornetto
(the capital letters aren't necessary and REMEMBER: There's no "www" at the beginning of the url......)
The Background

For a while now, it's been obvious that the old Northern Ireland Morton Supporter's Website was a Collaborative effort between the "6 Counties-Chap" and Non-Irish elements, especially "This Charming Man" and "The Flying Hippo", and interactive ideas coming in from "DongaTon."

Not only that, but throughout the tenure of that WebSite's time other Morton supporters put in some effort with material and skits, jokes, graphics etc, etc...(some even came from St Mirren supporters!)

So to give the people that "put in" their due recognition, a new name, and new URL have been adopted, JUST ONE CORNETTO has now become the only Morton FUN site on the web and is looking for your input.

News

First in with an article for "J.O.C." thanks to "The Realist" is this one called "Hugh Wants To Be A Millionaire"

You'll also be pleased to see that Episode 9 of The Skunks is now available - Fuddy has his 15 minutes of Fame.

Stu Clark's Mailing List Prediction Competition Updated For February 2000.

The Caption Competition has been reinstated using a better page (i.e. one that works - where GeoCities can't f*ck it up!) so your hilarious postings will survive for one and all to see - Visit and have a go here.

There is a 5 minute crossword feature carried over from the previous site, this is intended as a mixture of fun, but also a test of your Morton Knowledge. E.g. can you identify the second name of Tommy ***, a famous Morton International? How does "White Mountain Ash" relate to the 'Ton? Try it here, (and win a prize)

A Few Introductory Notes...

"Just One Cornetto" has risen from the ashes of The NIMSC Site. The "Vision" is a more generalised Morton WebZine site that more people could have "a stake" in. For the moment it is the only Morton website aimed at supplying a bit of light-hearted humour. Any ideas? Send 'em in!

However, we felt that some of the "Best of NIMSC" could not be discarded. You'll find all of "The Skunks" at TCM's dropdown box in the frame on the left.

Also the more recent Rogue's stuff at the Flying Hippos dropdown box, - he may even add to it! Click on their respective graphics for a wee bit of history.

At the bottom of the frame you will be able to access some of the "Timeless Skits" from NIMSC Nostalgia, remember "Trouble In Paisley", "Educational Shocker in Paisley Schools", "Death of a Panda"?, - well it's all still there....

The Song

Just One Cornetto, give it to meeee,

delicious ice-cream, from Italeee,

Vanilla, Or Chololate Treat,

Give me Cornetto, from Walls' IceCream